links for 2006-04-29
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{ Monthly Archives }
April 2006
all things come…
yesterday i interviewed for a position at the university library, in the instructional media services department. the interview committee consisted of SIX people (most of the department) and it was a round robin of interview question after question. it was nerve-wracking, and i left with my head wooshing around me, hoping beyond hope that they’d seen through my nervous stammering and would want to hire my poor broke, under-paid, but brilliant ass.
this morning the department head called to see if i was really interested in the position. she said that they felt i was easily the best candidate and really wanted to hire me, but she wanted to be sure i was really interested in coming to work with them before she went thru the riggamarole of paperwork required for her to be able to officially offer me the position.
of course, i said yes.
this afternoon, she called back and offered me the position. my first day will be May 15. i quivered with absolute joy as i printed off my letter of resignation, signed it, and sealed it in an envelope for my boss to discover tomorrow.
but rob told me to disobey!!
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Here are your magic words for the coming week: *spree, frolic, whoopee, carouse, escapade, fiesta, and siesta.* Invoke them often as you act out their meanings. And if your research into the altered states they stir up results in complaints from people who’d prefer you to act like a predictable machine, I’ve written the following excuse note for you to give them: *Please forgive Capricorns for departing from their routine behavior, including but not limited to disobeying orders, defying fate, sticking out their tongues, belly-laughing at odd moments, and dancing backwards on the tombstones of evildoers. They are currently under the influence of astrological factors that tend to dissolve inhibitions and awaken dormant joy.*
Rob Brezsny’s Free Will Astrology
links for 2006-04-24
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“When a girl is spanked by her father or paddled by a male school teacher, she is being trained to submit.” Doms the world around rejoice.
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hey! i’m really stressed out!!! (hint)
links for 2006-04-20
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i’m as open minded as the next pervert. but if something has to die so you can get off… please seek immediate help.
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32 years in jail and 24 strokes of the cane
buoyantly unbrainwashed
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): In his book False Alarm: The Truth About the Epidemic of Fear, Dr. Marc K. Siegel argues that our circumstances are far better than we’ve been conditioned to believe. In fact, only a fraction of our culture’s histrionic pessimism is justified. Alas, the collective delusion that life is totally messed up has seeped into your personal life (as it has into mine and everyone’s), tainting even your most intimate moments. But in the coming weeks, it’s crucial that you fight to undo the brainwashing. Opportunities will be coming your way that will remain inaccessible if you’re too busy indulging in knee-jerk cynicism. So please resist the hypnotic temptation to look for the worst in everything. Be a fiercely buoyant nonconformist. Make this Nietzschean principle your watchword: Optimism tends to engender good health, while pessimism leads to morbidity.
Rob Brezsny’s Free Will Astrology
links for 2006-04-15
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transform the loathsome hollow bunny into several thousand calories, as God intended
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“are Columbine’s remaining secrets too dangerous for the public to know — or too embarrassing for officials to reveal?”
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but it’s worth it, right? RIGHT? (anyone?)
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i like bones.
an ordinary joy
so much to say and no way to say it. gone quiet at the root, but the insides are brimming with the truth and the beauty. wry mouths set to laughing at the absurdity of it all. a spiritual quest, a journey into the within. metal around the throat, wings clipped, yet even against this seeming adversity - such flight as never before known. such freedom. such absolute perfection. so many ‘thank you’s’ tumbling from the lips of a very humbled and awed girl. thank you. thank you. thank you. thank
you. and only you.
“If you love the sacred and despise the ordinary, you are still bobbing in the ocean of delusion.” -Lin-Chi, The Taoist Classics, translated by Thomas Cleary
links for 2006-04-13
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a list of coloring books published by US federal government agencies
one nation, under jealous
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): In the Bible’s Book of Exodus 34:14, God says His name is “Jealous.” Literally. Why isn’t this fact more widely discussed by people who care about religion? In his book *50 Things You’re Not Supposed to Know,* Russ Kick says it’s because America’s Pledge of Allegiance would have to be altered to say, “one nation, under Jealous,” and would lead to a redesign of U.S. currency, in which the motto “In God we Trust” became “In Jealous we trust.” Your assignment, Capricorn, is to withdraw your support for any deity that calls himself or herself “Jealous”–even as you also renounce any impulse in you that indulges in jealousy. It’s time to drive home to yourself how insane it is to compare your life to anyone else’s. You’re perfect the way you are.
Rob Brezsny’s Free Will Astrology
links for 2006-04-08
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‘I am not normal on the inside’ - an interview with Charles Burns
links for 2006-04-07
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“Everything I knew about fisting was wrong.”
with gratitude and intimacy for all
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Things you DON’T particularly need right now: excuses to procrastinate; urges to retreat into hardened positions and fixate on the way things used to be; a willingness to politely tolerate control freaks; fantasies about changing the personalities of people you love. Things you DO need: a windy day, a meadow, and a dragonish kite; more raw curiosity and better questions; a slightly irrational diversion that fires up your imagination; an idiosyncratic altar in your bedroom; more gratitude for and intimacy with your muse; finger paint and five large sheets of paper so you can illustrate your life story.
Rob Brezsny’s Free Will Astrology
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March’s Key Searchphrases:
11,974 hits on a secret text file hidden in the belly of my server, relating to a mysterious un-named website and its various & sundry occupants.
3228 actual visits to this here site.
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